Quaratine Diary 2

“I think Bigfoot has moved into my freezer.”

“My nipples are moving further apart. Shhhh. Be quiet! The nipples have ears.”

“I think your karma ran over my dogma.”

“You know when you buy a box of toothpicks? Do you think they are related?”

“I think Michael Jackson is haunting my radio. Every time I turn it on, one of his songs is playing.”

“I am going to sponsor my toothbrush because she wants to join the Vienna Boys Choir.”

“Lemons really don’t dance very well.”